Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
Two teams were playing soccer against each other. One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal). Their teammates were very happy. But when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. How could this be possible?
Answer: The player scored an own goal.
Riddle:
What is has ten letters word that starts with gas?
Answer: Automobile.
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
What Time Is It When An Elephant Sits on Your Chair?
Answer: Time to get a new chair.
Riddle:
A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
Answer: he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle:
What asks, but never answers?
Answer: An owl.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
A man flipped a coin 9 times and every single time it landed on heads. If the man flipped the coin again, what is the chance that it lands on heads?
Answer: 50%. It's always 50%.
Riddle:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Answer: Toss it straight up in the air.
Riddle:
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Answer: Minnesota! Mini-Soda.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
