Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
What nut has a hole and is squishy?
Answer: Doughnut
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Answer: A river.
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle:
What Time Is It When An Elephant Sits on Your Chair?
Answer: Time to get a new chair.
Riddle:
Mississippi has four S's and four I's. Can you spell that without using S or I?
Answer: T-H-A-T!
Riddle:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Answer: Toss it straight up in the air.
Riddle:
A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
Answer: he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
Riddle:
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Answer: Minnesota! Mini-Soda.
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What asks, but never answers?
Answer: An owl.
Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
