Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because she is still alive!
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left?
Answer: 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
A girl, a horse, and her dog approached a bridge. The girl rode her horse across the bridge, and yet walked. How is this possible?
Answer: The dog's name is Yet.
Riddle:
Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
