Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left?
Answer: 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
A girl, a horse, and her dog approached a bridge. The girl rode her horse across the bridge, and yet walked. How is this possible?
Answer: The dog's name is Yet.
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
