Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What goes in a bird bath and never gets wet?
Answer: Either the birds reflection or the birds shadow --Either one works
