Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
What kind of beans can you not grow in a garden?
Answer: Jelly Beans!
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left?
Answer: 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
What do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair?
Answer: Rock-N-roll.
Riddle:
I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Answer: A river.
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle:
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle:
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
