Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
Why did the bird fly into the library?
Answer: To find a bookworm.
Riddle:
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle:
What kind of beans can you not grow in a garden?
Answer: Jelly Beans!
Riddle:
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Answer: Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
Riddle:
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Answer: Color-ado.
Riddle:
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle:
What happened when the glue bottle tried to solve a riddle?
Answer: He got stuck!
Riddle:
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
If you have 10 peaches and take 7 peaches away, how many do you have?
Answer: 7, you took 7 peaches away with you. Duhhhhh
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle:
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Answer: A Doll.
Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
Answer: A snake.
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
