Riddle:
How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Riddle:
Where do fish keep their money?
Answer: In the river bank.
Riddle:
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock!
Riddle:
1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?
2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street without breaking the law. How come?
3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases.
2. The truck driver was walking.
3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Riddle:
Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
Answer: She could always book a reservation.
Riddle:
A fake noodle played Among Us. Was he a Crewmate or an Impostor?
Answer: He was an impostor, cuz fake noodle is impasta and impasta is similar to impostor.
Riddle:
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up on the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
Riddle:
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
Riddle:
When you take a look at my face, you will not find the number thirteen in any place. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer: Boo-jeans.
Riddle:
What key is playful?
Answer: A Mon-key.
Riddle:
What temperature does ice freeze at?
Answer: Ice doesn’t freeze, it’s already frozen.
Riddle:
Where do books sleep?
Answer: Between their covers.
Riddle:
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
Riddle:
What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?
Answer: Push and pull!
Riddle:
Where do daydreamers spend most of their time?
Answer: Riddles .com
