Riddle: A man and two pelicans are stuck in our hotel room... if the zoo finds him it will shoot him for stealing! There is only one door and a toilet and the fire escape is busted. How does he escape?
Answer: Hide in the pelicans mouths of course! (One pelican is too small for a whole person but two might be enough)
The Pelican Problem Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: The cops break into a house where they see a man kicking someone's head in until the one getting kicked is dead... and then he does it again! But the cops do not arrest him... in fact they can't arrest him. Why not?
Answer: Because the man is Mario and he is a videogame!
The kicking murderer Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Every day, an old woman takes a dollar and puts it in a jar. When it has been a year she looks in the jar and instead of hundreds of dollars, she has NO dollars in the jar..... but she is very happy. The question is why?
Answer: The old woman keeps ants in the jar and every day she feeds them a dollar to make into her nest.
Dollars in a jar Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A pirate is stuck on a desert island where there is nobody else living there. The pirate has one gun that will only shoot one time. One day the pirate sees their worst enemy and shoots it in the head...... but it does not die. Why not?
Answer: The pirates worst enemy looks the same as the pirate and is also a pirate..... so the pirate had only seen their reflection and thought it was their worst enemy. So they shot the gun at the sea which did not die.
Desert Island Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man is in a dark room where he is warm and safe from the outside, but he really wants to go outside even though he knows he might die if he goes outside. In the end he breaks down the wall and falls outside and almost dies. What was so bad inside the room?
Answer: The dark room was a shark and the man had been eaten by the shark. The shark was filled with acid and so that was the bad thing inside the shark. It was better to go outside and maybe drown than stay in the shark and be disolved into food.
the mysterious room Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A woman and her husband have had a big fight and they are fighting so the man says "I want a divorce"...... but when the woman gets her husband a divorce, he is very sad. How can this be??
Answer: The man had really said "I want a big horse" but it was very hard to hear what he had said because he was mumbling.
Riddle: An old man lives in an old house in the woods and one day he thinks the time is going backward. He looks at the clock and it says half-past five and then he looks at it again and it says ten past five (and it keeps happening so next time he looks at it says half-past four). He gets scared and runs out of the house and meets up with an old woman and says "What day is it? Is it 11/02?" "It is 10/31," says the old woman. And so he runs around being scared until he looks up and the sun is falling backward out of the sky so he is sure that time is going the wrong way. How can this be?
Answer: The old man has a clock that is accidentally for left-handed people so it goes backwards, and he is so old that the old woman thinks he is a ghost so she thinks it is Halloween, and the old man has run around so much that he has forgotten which way is which so when the sun is going down he thinks it is going up backwards. Time is NOT wrong after all!!
Time Is Wrong Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: You are camping in the woods with your friends and one of them is telling the story about the horse ghost who lives in the woods who breaks people's necks when they go to sleep... but suddenly you stab your friend all the way through their heart to kill them. Why?
Answer: YOU are the horse ghost (but only secretly) and you do not want your friend to tell the story to your other friends in case they find out that you are the horse ghost. (You are too clever to break your friend's neck this time because that would be incrementing!)
The Horse Ghost Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
