Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
Riddle:
Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?
Answer: To a hare-dresser.
Riddle:
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Answer: Because you can see right through them.
Riddle:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer: 12 Months.
Riddle:
John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Riddle:
Can girafffes have babies?
Answer: No, they can only have giraffes.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
Answer: A Sour Puss.
Riddle:
What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Answer: Moo-vies.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle:
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle:
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer: A taxi crab.
Riddle:
What do geologists do on their free time?
Answer: Go to rock concerts.
Riddle:
What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?
Answer: There was a traffic jam!
Riddle:
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
Answer: He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
Riddle:
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer: I think I'm coming down with something.
Riddle:
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer: Pencil- vania!
