Riddle:
What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
Answer: Pen Pals.
Riddle:
Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
Riddle:
How does NASA throw a party?
Answer: They planet.
Riddle:
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.
Riddle:
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Answer: An antique!
Riddle:
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Answer: Your teeth.
Riddle:
Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer: Because They don't have Windows.
Riddle:
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer: It felt crummy.
Riddle:
What hired killer never goes to jail?
Answer: An exterminator.
Riddle:
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer: Because they keep drawing.
Riddle:
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer: Paw-jamas
Riddle:
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Riddle:
Where do horses live?
Answer: In a NEIGHborhood.
Riddle:
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
Riddle:
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle:
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle:
What do you call a robot that takes the longest route?
Answer: R2-dtour.
Riddle:
What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat?
Answer: A Barbie-Queue (barbecue).
Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
