Riddle:
Which is the biggest jam in the world?
Answer: A traffic jam.
Riddle:
How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-Fried.
Riddle:
What time is it when you see the monster?
Answer: Time to run.
Riddle:
What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Answer: Deer balls. They're under a buck!
Riddle:
Why is a court judge like a riot in the library?
Answer: They're throwing the book at you.
Riddle:
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
Answer: A Pig.
Riddle:
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
Answer: The wind goes right through them!
Riddle:
What time does a shark get up?
Answer: Ate o'clock.
Riddle:
What do you call someone that steals soap?
Answer: A dirty crook.
Riddle:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell!
Riddle:
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
Answer: A going-away party.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
What do you call two birds that are in love?
Answer: Tweet-hearts
Riddle:
What do you call a classy fish?
Answer: Sofishsticated.
Riddle:
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
Answer: She was the queen of De-Nile!
Riddle:
Did you hear about the boy who went to his senior prom dressed in a t-shirt and jeans? He was arrested by the fashion police. What was he charged with?
Answer: Tux evasion.
Riddle:
What is a bird's favorite car?
Answer: Jeep! Jeep!
Riddle:
What do you call bidding for the highest rated cash vault?
Answer: A safe-bet.
