Riddle:
Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called?
Answer: The final front ear.
Riddle:
What kind of music does a blacksmith like?
Answer: Heavy metal!
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
How do mummies hide?
Answer: They wear masking tape.
Riddle:
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Answer: Because he could not find a date!
Riddle:
What is an insect’s favorite sport?
Answer: Cricket.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?
Answer: Neither did he!
Riddle:
What drug can you buy at a coffee shop?
Answer: Caffeine.
Riddle:
How do veterinarians swim laps?
Answer: They dog paddle.
Riddle:
What did the bored cow say when he got up in the morning?
Answer: "Just an udder day."
Riddle:
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Answer: Purr-suasive
Riddle:
Why are people in jail the slowest talkers ever?
Answer: They can spend 25 years on a single sentence.
Riddle:
Which way did the thief go when he stole the computer?
Answer: Data-way.
Riddle:
What do you call a car made of pigs?
Answer: A “ham”borgini.
Riddle:
What do you call someone who steals coffee?
Answer: A "mug".
Riddle:
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle:
When does a cup become a criminal?
Answer: When it's a mugger (British word for someone who attacks and robs people).
Riddle:
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
Answer: A Pig.
Riddle:
What is a computer virus?
Answer: A terminal illness.
Riddle:
Which is the biggest jam in the world?
Answer: A traffic jam.
