Riddle:
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle:
Why can't skeletons tell jokes?
Answer: Because they don't have a funny bone!
Riddle:
Why did the little potato cry in the bathtub?
Answer: It got soap in its eyes.
Riddle:
What happens when you forget to pay an exorcist?
Answer: You get repossessed.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
Why can't a herd of elephants ever get really clean?
Answer: Because they can't take off their trunks.
Riddle:
What do ants put on their pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies
Riddle:
What do you call a singing laptop?
Answer: A Dell.
Riddle:
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Answer: Both are interested in outer space
Riddle:
Where do ants go for Christmas?
Answer: They go to ANT-arctica.
Riddle:
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle:
What does DNA stand for?
Answer: National Dyslexics Association.
Riddle:
What do you call a top-notch detective?
Answer: A super snooper.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Answer: Because the bell always tolled.
Riddle:
Why was the small bucket not looking well?
Answer: Well, he was a little pail (pale).
Riddle:
Have you seen a car without its wheels?
Answer: It's totally unwheel!
Riddle:
What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower?
Answer: A dirty double crosser.
Riddle:
Why did the pony cough?
Answer: He was a little horse!
Riddle:
What kind of car does a pharaoh drive?
Answer: A new bus.
