Riddle:
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!
Riddle:
How does Yoda shave?
Answer: With a laser-blade.
Riddle:
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer: You've changed!
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Answer: He kneaded the dough.
Riddle:
What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
Answer: BOOGIE.
Riddle:
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer: Open toad shoes.
Riddle:
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Riddle:
What do you call a sticky crow?
Answer: Vel-Crow (Velcro).
Riddle:
Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Answer: Because it will always let you down.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Riddle:
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Answer: For the tweet-ment!
Riddle:
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle:
How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle:
Why can't a cheetah hide?
Answer: Because it is spotted!
Riddle:
What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Answer: Fried Chicken.
Riddle:
What do you call two math friends?
Answer: Algebros!!
Riddle:
Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Answer: Boot camp.
Riddle:
A mother walked out her front door on June 24th and said, "April is finally here!" How is this possible?
Answer: April is her daughter and she just came back from college.
Riddle:
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: To get some spare - ribs.
Riddle:
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Answer: Humphrey.
