Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?
Answer: A snowflake!
Riddle:
I get thrown in the air and will fall down: I get thrown down and I will rise in the air
What am I?
Answer: A rubber ball.
Riddle:
What has hands but never washes them?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
An electric train is going south at 98 mph. The wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
Answer: There is no smoke. it's an electric train!
Riddle:
A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each gets one fish but there is only one fish how is this?
Answer: It is only one person. He is the son of his father. He is a father to his son. He is a grandfather to his grandchild.
Riddle:
I buried a stone in the ground, and it grew and produced fruit. How is this possible?
Answer: The seed of a cherry is called a stone.
Riddle:
How many birth days does the average person have?
Answer: One!
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
Riddle:
A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle:
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has many letters?
Answer: Post Office.
Riddle:
A group of privates were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn!
In which direction are they now facing?
Answer: East.
Riddle:
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. He Combined them into one.
Riddle:
There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house.
Riddle:
How does a dog stop the VCR?
Answer: He uses the PAWS button.
Riddle:
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
Answer: The word "few". Add "er" and it becomes fewer.
Riddle:
A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
Answer: She fell back into her apartment, jumping from the balcony into the inside.
Riddle:
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I?
Answer: A daisy.
Riddle:
I'm in the book, but not on any leaf; I'm in the mouth, but not in lip or teeth; I'm in the atmosphere, but never in the air; I wait on every one, but never on a pair; I am with you wherever you may go; And every thing you do I'm sure to know; Though when you did it I should not be there, Yet when 'twas done, you'd find me in the chair.
What am I?
Answer: The letter O.
Riddle:
There once was a book that was only owned by the wealthy, but now everyone can have it. You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. What book is it?
Answer: A telephone book.
