Riddle:
In 1209, on a hot summer day, there was a man who was ordered to be executed by the king. The king was a nice king though, and he said that if the man could prove himself wise, he would let him go. The king filled a room with fake flowers and only put one real flower in the room. The king said the man had 20 seconds to find the real flower. The man said, "It's very stuffy in here. Could you open a window?" The king opened a window, and the man immediately knew which was the real flower. How did he know?
Answer: When the King opened the window, a bee flew in and landed on the only real flower to gather pollen.
Riddle:
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you a sleep.
Riddle:
What is that which is less tired the longer it runs?
Answer: A wheel.
Riddle:
There once was a book that was only owned by the wealthy, but now everyone can have it. You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. What book is it?
Answer: A telephone book.
How Can You Distribute Three Apples To Two Fathers And Their Two Sons, Giving A Whole Apple To Each?
Riddle:
How can you distribute three apples to two fathers and their two sons, giving a whole apple to each?
Answer: They are Grandfather - Father - Son. The middle is a father and a son at the same time!
Riddle:
A dozen Royals gathered round, Entertained by two who clowned. Each King there had servants ten, Though none of them were also men. The lowest servant sometimes might, Defeat the King in a fair fight. A weapon stout, a priceless jewel, The beat of life, a farmer's tool.
What is it?
Answer: A Deck of Cards.
Riddle:
I can flutter and take your breath away. I can take a beating, but do not bruise. If I stopped you would be sure to lose. Everyday I am with you.
What am I?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
Round as a button, Deep as a well. If you want me to talk, You must first pull my tail.
What am I?
Answer: A bell.
Riddle:
For some in the world, it is as precious as gold. Yet, this thing, is never sold. It is kept, but never used. It's a weakness that cannot be removed. A weapon that can be used against god. If they have it, you know it, then they have lost. What is it?
Answer: A Secret.
Riddle:
Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder.
What is it?
Answer: A Bridge.
Riddle:
I am your father, but you are not my son. Who are you to me?
Answer: My daughter.
Riddle:
In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back.
What is it?
Answer: A bullet.
Riddle:
What is something you don't own but can give to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter's only husband's mother-in-law's only mother-in-law. Who was she?
Answer: Sal's mother. (His son-in-law's mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal's mother.)
Riddle:
Why is the best baker most in want of bread?
Answer: Because he kneads (needs) it most.
Riddle:
There was a farmer who had a problem with his chicken coop, and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on top of the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle-type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?
Answer: It didn't because roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
Four letters form me quite complete, As all who breathe do show; Reversed, you'll find I am the seat Of infamy and woe. Transposed, you'll see I'm base and mean, Again of Jewish race; Transposed once more, I oft am seen To hide a lovely face.
What are the five words?
Answer: Live, evil, vile, Levi, veil.
Riddle:
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Answer: Salt.
