Question: what is the difference between a chicken and you?
Answer: The chicken is much smarter.
Question: The player had the puck and there was an empty net, why didnt he score?
Answer: he was scared that the roof will fall down from the roaring of the crowd!!!
Question: whos is jamie moorhouse?
Answer: the boy sittin next to me
Question: YOU BREATH ME IN YOU BREATH ME OUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BREATHE SO DON'T EVEN POUT. WHAT AM I?
Answer: THE ANSWER IS AIR.
Question: What is greater than God
Eviler than the devil
Hotter than the son
and Longer than eternity
Eviler than the devil
Hotter than the son
and Longer than eternity
Answer: Nothing
Question: What happens once in a moment, once in a second, twice in a millennium, but never in a life time.
Answer: The letter N.
Question: What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: Bread! (toast is what comes out)
Question: where are in the woods with what
Answer: i am going find deer
Question: I first travell with 4, then 2 , then 3. what am i?
Answer: I am a human. I crawl with two legs and two arms. Then i walk with two legs, then i use two lesg and a walking stick.
Question: what is the different between here and there?
Answer: tha letter 't'
