Question: When i'm born i can't walk. When I'm young I walk on 4 legs. As I get older I walk on only 2. When I'm old I either walk on 3 or 6 legs.Once I'm as old as I can get I can no longer walk.
Answer: A human, because you can't walk. then when you are a toddler you are on all 4s.Then you walk on 2s. when you are old some use canes and others walkers.Then you are on your death bed
Question: What started raining in the bathroom and the kid ate and why????
Answer: POTTYYY started raing in the bathroom and the kid ate it because he thaught it was choclate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: I am the thing that makes oboes, clarinets, and Saxaphones play
What am I?
Answer: A Reed
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Question: A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Answer: The man said, " I will be sentenced to six years in prison." Now if is sentenced to six years then his statement is true and he should have had only four years. But by sentencing him to four years his statement becomes false and should have had six. Because his statement was both true and false he was set free.