Question: A girl is in a room shaped like a box madeof steel. It has no doors, no windows and no way to get out. the was only a table and a window. Who did she get out?
Answer: She looked in the mirror to see what she saw. She took the saw and cut the table in half because to halves make a hole, the went out through the whole outside.
Question: THERE WAS A WOMEN NAMED MARY AND THERE WAS A DOCTER AND A BUS DRIVER THEY BOTH WERE GOING FOR THE SAME WOMEN WHICH OF COURSE WAS MARY THE BUS DIVER HAD TO TAKE 14 PEOPLE TO AUCKLAND AND HE WAS GOING TO BE AWAY FOR 1 WEEK AND THE DOCTER STAYED IN WELLINGTON BEFORE THE BUS DRIVER WENT HE GAVE MARY 7 APPLES WHY DID THE BUS DRIVER GIVE MARY 7 APPLES?
Answer: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTER AWAY!!!! DUH
Question: The poor have me
the rich need me
I am greater than God
worse than the devil
you will die if you eat me
and your lifespan gains me every day.