Question: It's a Saturday evening,a man and his wife go to bed.The next day the wife see's the man dead(he had been shot in the middle of the night).The wife calls the police and the police ask the maid,the cook,and the butcher
what they were doing,the cook said he was cooking,the butcher said he was helping the cook,the maid said she was getting the mail.
Who killed the man?
Answer: The maid killed the man.
Mail doesn't come on Sunday.
Question: you are led into a room with two identical pools. One has a squid in it and the other a goldfish. You are blindfolded and spun around. how are you able to tell which pool has which animal in it without removing the blindfold, asking anyone, or catching the creature?
Answer: taste the water! the squid needs salt water and the goldfish needs fresh water!
Question: 2 Fathers and 2 son go fishing. Each of them cath a fish. They leave the fish in the fridge till the next morning. When they wake up there are only 3 fish!! WHY???
Answer: There is a grandfather, a father, and a son ( The father is the father of the son and the son of the grandfather, the son is the son of the father, and the grandfather is the father of the father.)