Question: what has 18 legs and ctches flies?

Question: What is 1 plus 1?

Question: Sarah and Emily were going to class with the teacher. Sally was in the classroom covered with chalk dust. The phone, chairs, table etc. were all covered in one powdery inch of chalk dust. The teacher asked them why hadn't she called the AP office. She said that she had but the connection was broken. The teacher went for the janitor. Emily said, "Sally, next time don't lie to the teacher."

How did Emily know that Sally was lying?

Question: What is the only number when added to itself or timed by itself will give you the same answer.

Question: Your T.V. seems to be broken, you call a repairman, but he just laughs and walks away, you tap the T.V., you whack it, you even yell at it, you get very frustrated! you do everything in your knowledge to fix it, but nothing works.
How do you fix the T.V.?

Question: One day a lady was crossing the road, the mans lights were not on, the moon was not out and the man had a flash light beside him. How do you think the man saw her?

Question: You throw away my outside, cook my inside, then you eat my outside and then throw away my inside.
What are you eating?

Question: A man works nights. One night he goes to work drunk, turns out the lights and falls asleep. When he awakes, there are wet, dead human bodies on the ground. Where does he work?

Question: what do vampires cross the sea in?

Question: A man walks down a street. A
asassin uses fiber wire,chokes him
then kills him but he does not die,
WHY?