Question: I turn polar bears white
and I'll maake you cry
I make guy have to pee
and girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Question: a=b
a²=ab square both sides
2a²=a²+ab add a² to both sides
2a²-2ab=a²-ab subtract 2ab from both sides
2a(a-b)=a(a-b) factor
2a=a cancel out (a-b)
2=1 cancel out a
is two equal to one?

Question: If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a blue house is made out of blue bricks then what is a green house made of?

Question: The maker does not want it.The buyer does not need it.The user can not see it.What is it?

Question: in a court a man had come and he had
brought 2 diamonds looking exact same.
He had asked a question to all the
courtiers,you'll have to tell the answer
which diamond is real,one wasn't real
one was real.no one could tell the
answer.one courtier did it.how did he
did it?

Question: What has a head, a neck, and two eyes and can't see?

Question: Thier once was a man on Mayberry street who kept his clothes all nice and neet he tilted his hat an drew his cane in this riddle I said his name.

Question: a baby was born in a hospital in Boston
except he wasn't an American
how can that be?

Question: where can you find a city that cant be seen
where can tou find a road that cant be driven on
where can you find a building that you cant go into.
What am i?

Question: theres a butcher hes 5'10 what does he weigh.