Question: if you shot a guy named tim, and you kept on shooting him, and he he never died. would you be mad if he wouldn't die. how come he would not die?

Question: What has legs but can't walk??

Question: What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

Question: at night im useful but in morning i am no use what am i

Question: You are driving a bus across town and you have thirteen passengers.
At the very first stop, six people get on and three get off.
At the next stop, two people get on, no one gets off.
At the next stop, no one gets on, no one gets off.
At the next stop, twelve people get off, one person gets on.
At the next stop, one person gets off, seven people get on.
Now, What is the name of the bus driver?

Question: The begining of everything.the end of time. See me twice a week. Never in a month,but once a year. I happen to Eve to times and never to Adam. What am I?

Question: I go up and never go down.
What am I?

Question: What comes one a year, twice a week, and never in a day?

Question: Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

Question: Round like an apple,
Deep like a cup,
Yet all the king's horses
Cannot pull it up.