Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Question: at night icome out without any help and in the morning iam lost without being stolen

Question: I live on the third floor in an apartment building.One day I was walking home from work, and a man was following me. I went to my floor. I looked out the window and saw the man waling around the apartment. Five minutes later I looked out and saw that he was still walking around. Ten minutes later I saw that he had fallen asleep. He had walked around for exactly 16 minutes 34 seconds. During which lap around the apartment did he fall asleep?

Question: A man builds a house with all sides facing north. He then sits down to have a drink. While he is sitting their he sees a bear walk by. What color is the bear?

Question: There is a boat. The boat has a ladder. The ladder has 5 rungs. Each rung is a foot apart. Each hou;r the tide goes up 1 foot. At 5:00 2 rungs are in the boat. How many will be in the water at 7:00????

Question: I start with F and end in uck?

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Question: what starts for needs nothing
stops for nothing
needs nothing
but is wanted by everything

Question: why was 7 afrad of 8?