Question: What goes up and never comes down?

Question: Brother:Wow,sis,you're pretty dirty!

Question: At Stop and Shop there is a butcher and his name is bob he is 5 foot 6 and he walks bonelegged what does he weigh?

Question: What has 4 eyes and is REALLY long?

Question: 500 begins me
500 ends me
and 5 is in my middle
the first of all letters,
and the first of all people take their places in between
combine them all to create the name
of a famous king

Question: What lurks in corners,holes,alleys and behind hills,
is always still lives under stars,
blinds anything in the backround,
But flees from what makes things visible.

Question: A man has made a bet with a friend that if he jumps out of a 50 floor building and lives he gets £20 but if he doesnt he has to give his friend £20. How does he mnage to make himself £20 better off

Question: hay. you ar joe. Who are u. you ar net a gurl. you are boy. who r you?

Question: There are seven apples in a basket. Seven ladies enter that room. Each takes 1 apple. None of them are split or shared, yet after all the ladies leave the room 1 apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?

Question: you are locked in a car with a hammer.
how do you get out?