Question: I live in a pink house. Everyhting is pink, the walls are pink the curtains are pink the beds are pink the computer is pink evern you are pink, there are no stairs that are pink. What color is the upstairs rooms?
Answer: there is no upstairs nor stairs!! fooled ya!
Question: You are stranded on a boat.The only thing you have is a mirror.How do you get on land?
Answer: You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you take the saw and cut the mirror in half, two halves equal one hole, you jump in the hole and land on land.