Question: Poor people have it, Rich people need it. What do they need?
Answer: Nothing
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Question: There is a man who lives in a 10 story buidling. He lives in the 10th floor. When it is normal days, he goes up to the 8th floor and jogs all the way to the 10th floor. But, if he is with someone or it is raining, he goes to the 10th floor immediately. Why is that?
Answer: The man is a midget and he can only reach the 8th button. If he is with someone he askes them to press the button for them and if it is raining, he uses his umbrella.
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Question: I travel round the world but stay in the corner. What am I?
Answer: a stamp
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Question: where do fish keep there money?
Answer: in a riverbank
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Question: why did freddie not take a bath
Answer: because he wanted to stink
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Question: 30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. How can this be?
Answer: 30 foreheads
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Question: I went in the woods and I found it. Once I found it I searched for it. The longer I had it the less I liked it, so I took it home in my hand. What is it?
Answer: A splinter.
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Question: What fastens two people yet touches only one?
Answer: A wedding ring
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Question: A man walks up to you on a street and says to you " Everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling the truth or is he lying?
Answer: No Answer is acceptible...Its a Paradox
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Question: When the circle crossed the line, they died.
Whats the circle and the line?
Answer: The circle is a hot-air balloon and it crossed the line which is an electric wire and the people (they) died inside the hotair balloon.
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