Question: i run for ever yet never move. what am i?
Answer: a river!
Question: What goes up, down, left, and right at the same time.
Answer: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: What question can you never say "yes" to?
Answer: are you dead or are you sleeping
Question: a father and son get into a car accident. They both get into different ambulances and go to different hospitals. The surgeon get ready to operate on the son but says "i cant this is my son" how is this possible.
Answer: the surgeon is the mother
Question: There is a man laying dead on the ground...
there are 51 bicycles laying around him and he has 1.
why did he die?
there are 51 bicycles laying around him and he has 1.
why did he die?
Answer: He was playing poker and he was cheating!
(the most common card brand is bicycle)
(the most common card brand is bicycle)
Question: there's smell, feel, taste, and sight. what's the other?
Answer: the sence where you smell something and it gets stuck in there so deep that you can kind of taste it.
Question: what can move its tounge but has no mouth and makes a skateboarders money go south
Answer: shoes (maybey you dont skate)skateboarders use sandpaper-like griptape and when doing ollies and kickflips and cruisin and shredin the rubbing of the shoes against the griptape takes its toll on your shoes check out a person you suspect skates and see if his shoes have rubb marks on then if they look like someone rubbed them with griptape for hours on end it is a dependable defineing factor
Question: i am a white ball a very white ball somtimes i go far and sometimes i go in
Answer: golfball
Question: A man is lying down on a railway track with a train coming towards him, the moon is not out and the train has no lights, how does the driver see him?
Answer: Daylight
Question: as i was going to st ives i met a man with 7 wives each wife has 7 sacks and each sack had 7 kittens. kittens sackes,sackes and wives how many were going to st ives
Answer: 1 because as i was going to st ives
