Question: A man builds a house with all four sides facing north. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?
Answer: There is no answer because there are no bears at the south pole.
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Question: If the earth weighs 1,000,000 tons, and the people on earth make a wall taht weighs 1 ton. How much does the earth weigh now?
Answer: he earth still weighs 1,000,000 tons. I asked how much the earth weighs
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Question: if u was stuck in a car with a bat what would u do
Answer: Open the door
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Question: raju's mother had four son's.. if 1st son's name is 25paise , 2nd son's name is 50paise and 3rd son's name is 75paise.. what is the name of the 4th son???
Answer: raju
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Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: No
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Question: A husband and wife are on a road trip they break down the man tells the wife to lock the doors and don't let any body in. then when he came back she was dead with a male in the car.
Answer: The wife died from child birth.
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Question: What siphons warmth with its greedy presence
The strengthened might of the sea,
wreaking havoc on traffic
and bringing fun to many children?
Answer: Ice
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Question: which area in our country is always attacked by bombs?
Answer: bombay
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Question: You have money in a fireproof safe, one day you burn down your house cooking so you open it to see if the money is ok then more flames near you so you run, you check the money again and it is burned, what happened?
Answer: You left thee safe open the 2nd time.
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Question: How many animals did moses take on board?
Answer: None it was Noahs ark!!
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