Question: You are the bus driver you pick up 3 people and drop of 5, pick up 10 and drop of 2 whats the bus drivers name?
Answer: You're the bus driver so its you name
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Question: one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
they turned around to face each other
they drew their swords and shot each other

whats wrong with this poem ?
Answer: you decide whats wrong
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Question: You have two coins that equal 30 cents and one of them can not be a nickel..


What are the coins?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. I said you have TWO coins and ONE cannot be a nickel, the other one can be a nickel. =]
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Question: what word has the first to letters wich mean a man the first three letters wich mean a woman the first four letters wich mean a great man the hole word meaning a great women
Answer: heroin
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Question: wat has roots as no body sees; is taller than trees, up up it goes, and yet never grows
Answer: mountains
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Question: I AM BUSHY HEADED YET I HAVE NO HAIR, I HAVE NO EYES BUT HAVE SEEN MANY A YEAR; MOISTURE CANNOT PENETRATE MY FLAKY SKIN BUT IT'S REALY GOOD AT KEEPING IT IN.

WHAT AM I?
Answer: A TREE
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Question: I'm red sometimes beside bread.

Sometimes in a picture.

Sometimes I look good to people and very shiny.

People eat me for lunch.

I have a body and a horn but no hands no legs no eyes.

Who am i?
Answer: I keep the doctor awaymospagebreak}Im a apple
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Question: If you keep taking out of me I get bigger. What am I?
Answer: A hole
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Question: Why Did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: He felt crumbly
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Question: what has no hinges, key, or lid, but inside a golden treasure is hid?
Answer: an egg
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