Question: How many days are in the week when the sun is not out
Answer: 6 becuase u dont cout sunday becuase the sun is not out
Question: What has a tongue but cannot talk, but walks around. What am I?
Answer: Your shoe.
Question: Small or long
black or brown N or any other
find me in Africa or a hot country
Keep me as a pet
i will bitE
black or brown N or any other
find me in Africa or a hot country
Keep me as a pet
i will bitE
Answer: look down the middle. S
N
A
K
E
N
A
K
E
Question: almost all i do is talk and sing. people love me and take me with them everywhere. i reach people all around the world and tell them what they want. they rely on me for anything and i can even save their life and yet i dont have a mouth, what am i?
Answer: a radio
Question: A man is walking on a raining night. He has no hood or hair protection, and doesn't go into any shelter. How does he manages not to wet his hair?
Answer: He is bald and so he has no hair to wet.
Question: what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it and if you eat it you'll die.
Answer: nothing
Question: There was once a man who had a room called 17NO but he never went inside.Why?
Answer: Because there was a lion.
Question: Two coins make 11p. One isnt a 10p and one isnt a 1p. What are the two coins?
ps. They are real coins and not made up ones.
ps. They are real coins and not made up ones.
Answer: The one that isnt a 1p is the 10p and the one that isnt the 10p is the 1p!
Question: The police saw a theif stealing something but why the police did not catch the theif?
Answer: The theif agreed to share the loot with the policeman will not catch him
Question: I have eyes but I cannot see.
I have ears but I cannot hear.
I have a mouth but I cannot speak.
What am I?
I have ears but I cannot hear.
I have a mouth but I cannot speak.
What am I?
Answer: Nature.
Eyes: I
Ears: Ears of Corn
Mouth: Mouth of a river
Eyes: I
Ears: Ears of Corn
Mouth: Mouth of a river
