Question: which one of your grandpa's boys is not your uncle?

Question: What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates?

Question: what do you call a fly with no wings?

Question: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?

Question: What can you drink but not in a cup.

Question: IT BELONG TO YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS USE IT WHAT IS IT?

Question: He is worst then the devil. He is uglier than the wicked witch of the west. He gives out detentions like it's going out of style that same day in a minute. He has no common sense and doesn't know how to teach. He is a band teacher. Who is he?

Question: A farmer has five hay stacks on one field, and three on another. If he mix them all together, how many hay stacks will he get?

Question: A horse is tied to a 5 foot rope.
Later the horse becomes thirsty the horse sees a pail of water 6 feet away. The hore got to it easily. How Can this be?

Question: What is greater than God worse than evil, the poor have it the rich require it and if you eat it you die?