Question: If you got paid with 'it' you wouldn't be happy.
The Rich Needs 'it'.
The Poor has 'it'.
But if you eat 'it' you'll die.

Question: Tom's Mother Has Three Childern, One Is Name Dime, One Is Named Nickle, What Is The Third One Called?

Question: one beautiful nite a king and queen were on a boat. the moon was so beautiful the queen wanted to get closer, she accidently fell out the boat trying o get close. how many passengers were left on the boat?

Question: there is a cabin in a forest and everyone is dead inside. the isnt anything inside except leather chairs... many leather chairs. No one was around to hear, see, taste, feel, or inhale the terror. There were many small windows and all were closed at the time. The cabin was on fire. Dead bodies... everywhere. there was a gaping hole which the cabin was on. Only monkeys were there to experience the fatal incident. How did the people die?

Question: (Hypothetically speaking, the cabbage is alive) There is a cabbage, a sheep, and a lion. The lion can eat the sheep, the sheep can eat the cabbage, and the lion cannot eat the cabbage. There is a lake they must cross. There is only one boat and all the eating only happens on the boat. How do all 3 get to the other side?

Question: The young of a pig is called piglet and the young of a owl is called owlet.What is the young of a bull called?

Question: Who makes it, has no need of it.

Who buys it, has no use for it.

Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

Question: Rock and roll, rock and roll. What rocks but does not roll?

Question: joe made a time machine in 2003 it can only bring you to the future so joe went to 2080 and when he got there he saw dinosaurs how is this possible?

Question: There was a one story house. The house was blue, the beds were blue, the people were blue, the walls were blue, the dressers were blue, the closets were blue, the doors were blue, the T.Vs were blue, the pens were blue, the pencils were blue, the staplers were blue, the computers were blue, the phones were blue, the CDs were blue, the pets were blue, the carpet was blue, the tile was blue, the books were blue, the papers were blue, the chairs were blue, and the pillows were blue. What color were the stairs?