Question: A very rich man was killed on sunday.There were only 3 suspects. The butler getting the mail,the cook making breakfast,and the maid sweeping the house. Who killed him?
Answer: The butler,because there is no mail on sunday morning.
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Question: 3 ladies went to a restraunt for a meal the bill came to £30 so they decided to pay £10 each, but the manager feels sorry for them so tells the waiter to give them £5.00 back between them, but the waiter gives them all 1£ back to stop argumants and jkepps the other £2.00 for himself, so that means that the ladies paid £9.00 each, so 3x9=27+2=29, so wheres the other £1 gone?
Answer: this riddle has no answer
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Question: there is a big car wreck.this guy pulls over and sees a boy on the ground and he says thats my son they rushes him to the icu and when the docter sees him hethe docter says hey thats my son wich one is real
Answer: both of them. husband and wife
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Question: What's everything to someone, but nothing to everyone else?
Answer: The mind.
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Question: One day a man walked onto a train and sat across from a woman. The woman took off her glove and he killed her.
Answer: When the man saw the woman he actually did not recognize her at all even though they had previously been married. When she took off her glove he saw that she only had one finger. The missing finger brought back memories of when she had framed him by cutting off her own finger, leaving traces of blood around the house and framed him for murder. When the man saw her he remembered that you cannot be charged for the same crime twice and therefore used the law of Double Jeopardy against her.
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Question: There is a carton of 6 eggs on a table and there are 6 people round the table. Everybody takes an egg and there is still one in the carton. How is this possible?
Answer: 5 eggs are taken by the first 5 people, then the 6th person takes the egg , while its still in the carton!!
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Question: I run through hills;
I veer around mountains.
I leap over rivers
and crawl through the forests.
Step out your door to find me.
What am I?
I veer around mountains.
I leap over rivers
and crawl through the forests.
Step out your door to find me.
What am I?
Answer: The road.
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Question: Some people want to meet me
Some people don't beleive me
And some people claim to be me
Some people don't beleive me
And some people claim to be me
Answer: God
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Question: A farmer owned a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Answer: None. A pear tree does not bear plums.
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Question: During a hurricane you are at a bus stop with, your best friend, who has saved your life in the past, an old lady who is about to die, and the girl of your dreams, the problem is you only have room for one person in your car, who do you take?
Answer: You give the keys to your car to your best friend so he can take the old lady to the hospital, and you stay with the girl, because she is the girl of your dreams.
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