Question: what comes fast but gos slowy
Answer: a cold
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Question: What has fifty heads and fifty tails?
Answer: Fifty pennies.
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Question: Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
Answer: Penguins only live in Antartica.
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Question: what do you call a hot dog before its heated
Answer: a cold dog
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Question: Mr.Johnson and his son are riding in a car.They get into a car crash and Mr.Johnson dies instantly.The son was rushed to the emergency room to be operated but the doctor looked at the boy and said,"I cant operate on him,he's my son!"
Who is the doctor?
Who is the doctor?
Answer: Mr.Johnson was the real father,the doctor was the mother.
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Question: three men walk into a hotel. they go to the clerk and ask for a room for three people. the clerk gives them a room and charges them $30. each man gives ten dollars to pay the bill. the clerk gives the men the key and they head up to their room. a few hours later the clerk suddenly has a stroke of guilt for how much he charged the men. so he calls an errand boy and gives him five dollars to give to the men. on the way there the boy wonders how to split the five dollars three ways. not finding a way, he gives one dollar to each man and keeps two for himself. this means that each man paid nine dollars for the room(10-1=9). taht means that they paid $27 for the room(9x3=27). add the two dollars taht the errand boy kept and you get twenty nine dollars. where is teh thirtieth dollar?
Answer: the men paid thirty dollars, the clerk then decided to change it to twenty five. you add the three dollars(one each) that the errand boy gave back and you get twenty eight. add the two teh boy kept and you have your thirty
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Question: BAM!!!!
Answer: IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUY HITTING A TRUCK AT THE WEIGHT BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT THEM TO FIND OUT THAT IT IS OVER WEIGHT(SO THAT THE BIRDS GO UP TO WEIGHT LESS)
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Question: I'm as plain to see as black & white.
I prefer to roam about at night.
Just don't attack or startle me.
Or odiferous emissions may result you see.
I'm an omnivore yes it's true.
But what's my name tell me do.
I prefer to roam about at night.
Just don't attack or startle me.
Or odiferous emissions may result you see.
I'm an omnivore yes it's true.
But what's my name tell me do.
Answer: I am a skunk!
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Question: A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
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Question: What do you get when you cross a clown and a goat?
Answer: A silly billy!!!
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