Question: imagine your on a boat in the middle of an ocean surrounded by sharks. how do you escape?
Answer: quit imagining
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Question: THREE KIDS DESIDE TO MAKE THE BIGEST SNOWMAN ON THIER BLOCK SNOWMAN.
THIER UNCLE TELLS THEM HOW TO MAKE THE SNOWMAN.
FIRST THEY MAKE THE BOTTOM BALL [20FT HIGH].
THEN THEY MAKE THE MIDDLE BALL [15FT HIGH].
THEY MAKE THE HEAD [10FT HIGH].


THEY MADE A 45 FOOT SNOWMAN

HOW DID THEY GET THE MIDDLE BALL ON THE BOTTOM BALL AND HOW DID THEY GET THE HEAD ON TOP OF THE MIDDLE BALL????

Related: Riddles For Kids
Answer: THEIR UNCLE TOLD THEM TO USE A SNOW RAMP AND ROLL THE SNOW BALLS TO THE TOP

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Question: the person who made it sold it, the person who bought it didn't use it, the person who used it didn't know it.
Answer: A Casket.
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Question: What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?
Answer: Absolutely nothing.
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Question: Can you complete this sentence using words which are anagrams of each other?
"At the school recently, only the ___ students could solve the ___ equation."
Answer: Brainy and Binary. Or, you can use Reserved and Reversed.
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Question: A man moves his car to the bank then suddenly becomes bankrupt, how is this possible?
Answer: he is playing monopoly
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Question: White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?
Answer: A snowflake!
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Question: what is Greater than God

worse than evil

the poor have it

the rich require it

and if you eat it you die
Answer: Nothing
nothing is better than God
nothing is worse than evil
the poor have nothing
the rich don't have nothing they have everything
If you eat nothing you die
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Question: Laying in the yard so neat, was there something good to eat. It had neither flesh nor bone, but in 21 days it walks alone. What is it?
Answer: An egg.
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Question: What has teeth
And can't bite?
Answer: It is a comb.
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