Question: If an airplane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would the survivors be buried?
Answer: Nowhere, survivors can't be buried, they're alive.
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Question: What bug is a D after you C it?
Answer: B



explanation- a b c d the b is d after c.
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Question: It cannot be seen, It cannot be felt,Cannot be heard , Cannot be smelt.It lies behind stars and under hills,And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after,Ends,Kills laughter.

What am I?
Answer: The Dark!!!!
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Question: What runs wistels but can't talk?
Answer: answer:a train
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Question: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again
Answer: One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.
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Question: a dead man is found i the middle of a field dead.with nothing but a backpack. he has not been murdered drowned or suffocated. nobody has seen him for 48 hours and he died 24 houra ago how did he die
Answer: the aeroplane jump was a failure
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Question: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
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Question: To coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel find the coins
Answer: a quarter and a nickel beacuse one coin is not a nickel the other one is
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Question: You use a knife to slice off my head, then lay down and cry at my bed.
Answer: onion
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Question: You are a teacher. You tells his 7th grade class,"You'd better buck up for your exams. A young guy sitting at the front told the teacher,"If you can find a particular book, I will garentee you will know what are our future marks are. What are their future marks?
Answer: Noun
future (uncountable and countable; plural: futures)
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