Question: How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

Question: What is 123451232 divided by the number of american presidents, then add the amount of russian service men, and you will get what?

Question: What will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?

Question: A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

Question: Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Question: Runs up the hill,
and runs down the hill,
but in spite of all,
it stands still

Question: harry and his son steve were driving to the beach when a car crashed into them and harry was killed instantly and steve was rushed to the emergency room and when he got there the doctor said i can't operate on him he's my son



who is the doctor?

Question: You are in your house, watching the news on T.V. and suddenly a news flash says that on your street there is a murderer. Please avacuate. You love your house so you don't want to evacuate. Suddenly, the power goes out and you hear the back door open. the murderer is in your house. you want to go investigate. you go down a hallway to a door...you open the door, go down another hallway and go up some stairs. you reach a 3-way hallway. you go straight and up some stairs. you go down another hallway and up another flight of stairs. you open a door...and the murderer finds you. would you rather be choked with a knife, shot in the head or sit in the electric chair.

Question: Two hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as
it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time is it now?

Question: What flies when it's born, lies when it alive, and runs when it's dead?