Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit?
Answer: Bugs Bunny.
Riddle:
How is a question not a question?
Answer: When you don't ask a question at all.
Riddle:
No matter how much rain falls on me, I can't get any wetter. What am I?
Answer: Water.
Riddle:
A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible?
Answer: He was only on the first step.
Riddle:
I am the only organ that named itself. What am I?
Answer: The brain.
Riddle:
Tommy tackled Tilly to take his tank and tickle her tummy. How many T's are in that sentence.
Answer: 3- I asked how many T's were in 'that sentence'.
Riddle:
When I take 5 and add 6, I get 11. But when I add 6 and 7, I get 1. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
Does Brittain have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yes, it also have July 1, 2, 3, 5 and so on.
Riddle:
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?
Answer: You, hopefully.
Riddle:
Every day a biker would carry a bag of sand through a border with a different bike. A policeman would see him and ask what was he stealing. What was the biker stealing?
Answer: Bikes. He came to the border with a different bike everyday.
