Riddle:
What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
Riddle:
Look at the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 any place. What am I?
Answer: A Clock.
Riddle:
What is in twice a week, once a year, but never in a day?
Answer: The letter E.
Riddle:
What comes once a minute, twice a moment, once in a million years, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: Letter M.
Riddle:
What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
Answer: Arr (R), mateys.
Riddle:
When I looked In the lake, I saw my reflection, but yet I disappear from every picture I take. What am I?
Answer: A ghost.
Riddle:
I am treated with great care until I reach my end by being torn in half. I'm a traveler. I bring both good and bad news. What am I?
Answer: An Envelope.
Riddle:
What does an island and the letter T have in common?
Answer: They're both in water.
Riddle:
I've existed for Trillions of years, but only been around for 30 days. What am I?
Answer: The moon. You get a full moon every 30 days.
Riddle:
A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, "Hi, your wife was found dead in a ditch, please hurry!" So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested?
Answer: The husband killed her, because he knew where the ditch was.
