Riddle:
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
Riddle:
Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Riddle:
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
Riddle:
What do Spanish-speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer: Fleece Navidad.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frost-Bite.
Riddle:
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother, what am I to Theresa?
Answer: Theresa's Daughter.
Riddle:
You can hear me and feel me but you can't see me or smell me, yet everyone has a taste in me. I can be created, but after that only remembered. What am I?
Answer: Music.
