Riddle:
What type of dogs do scientists have?
Answer: Lab-oratory retrievers.
Riddle:
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Answer: Roost beef.
Riddle:
What is the difference between electricity and lighting?
Answer: You have to pay for electricity.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed two bananas?
Answer: A pair of slippers.
Riddle:
What can you find in the center of gravity?
Answer: The letter V
Riddle:
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle:
Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Answer: Because it will always let you down.
Riddle:
What weighs more, a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers?
Answer: They both weigh the same.
Riddle:
What did the robots tombstone say?
Answer: "Rust in Peace."
Riddle:
What do ants put on their pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies
