Riddle:
Why can't turtles play baseball?
Answer: They can't run home.
Riddle:
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle:
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle:
Where do great dragon baseball players go?
Answer: To the Hall Of Flame.
Riddle:
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle:
How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle:
What song was the baseball player singing on third base?
Answer: "There's no place like home."
Riddle:
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
Answer: "I love you watts and watts."
Riddle:
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Riddle:
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
