Riddle:
It shouts along the street, hasn't any lungs, It tugs at leaves and hurls them at people old and young. What is it?
Answer: The Wind.
Riddle:
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
Riddle:
What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Riddle:
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Answer: Under their covers.
Riddle:
How do spiders communicate?
Answer: Through the worldwide web.
Riddle:
It floats like a log. It looks like a log. But it isn't a log. What is it?
Answer: An alligator.
Riddle:
You're in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible?
Answer: You're the ghost.
Riddle:
If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?
Answer: 5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
Your mom has 4 kids, one named North, another called South, and one East. What is the last child's name?
Answer: Your name, it's your mom, you're one of the 4 children!
Riddle:
What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Answer: A broken drum. You just can't beat it!
Riddle:
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer: To day scare!
Riddle:
What can fill a room but take up no space?
Answer: Light.
Riddle:
What do you call a fruit that is never alone?
Answer: A pear.
Riddle:
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
Answer: With cookie sheets.
Riddle:
Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle:
On Christmas Eve, when Santa leaves his workshop at the North Pole, what direction does he travel?
Answer: South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
Riddle:
A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.
Why?
Answer: It was an iron bar!
Riddle:
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
