Riddle: A man is found dead in a ten foot hole with a shovel in his hand. He has been crushed by a statue and upon finding the body the policeman said 'now that's the dumbest criminal I have ever seen'. What happened?
Answer: The man was a grave robber. He dug on the wrong side of the statue (gravestone) and upon realizing this he began to dig over to the right side. Whilst digging under the statue it fell through the dirt and dropped onto his head, crushing him.
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