Riddle: There was a man who lived on the tenth floor. He would go to work from the tenth floor to the first and press the one button on the elevator. When he came home from work he would go to the seventh floor and walk the rest of the way up the stairs. Why did he do this?
Answer: He was to short to press the tenth floor button. >:))))))))))
Riddle: You're in a room with all four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you escape?
Answer: You look in the mirror you saw what you saw, you take the saw and saw through the table, the tables in half, two halves make a whole, you climb through the hole and try to scream for help, your voice is to horse, you climb on the horse and ride away. XD