Homework
Riddle: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's done at school.

Honey Don't Be Late
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.

What Is The First Thing A Dolphin Learns At School
Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.

Teacher And Train
Riddle: What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"

Dumb Fish
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!

In Your Eye
Riddle: I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Answer: Pupil.

Why Are Fish So Clever?
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.

King Kong Class
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.

Girls Walk In Three's
Riddle: Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
Answer: Because they can't even!

Vague Differences
Riddle: What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
Answer: One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
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School Riddles Answers:

  1. When it's done at school.
  2. On the school buzz.
  3. Her A-B-Seas.
  4. The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
  5. Because they dropped out of school!
  6. Pupil.
  7. They live in schools.
  8. He was always monkeying around in class.
  9. Because they can't even!
  10. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.