Riddle:
What do you call dental X-rays?
Answer: Tooth-Pics.
Riddle:
What does Darth Vader use instead of a credit card?
Answer: PayPalpatine.
Riddle:
What kind of streets do zombies like?
Answer: Dead ends!
Riddle:
What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Answer: Jam-mies.
Riddle:
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Answer: Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Riddle:
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
Riddle:
What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?
Answer: A son of a gun!
Riddle:
Which part of the mermaid weighs the most?
Answer: Her scales.
Riddle:
What do you call peas which are crazy?
Answer: Peanuts.
Riddle:
What do elves make a sandwich with?
Answer: Shortbread.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle:
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Answer: Chimp-anese.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Answer: It gets toad!
Riddle:
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
Answer: Short-stop.
Riddle:
What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog
Riddle:
What do bumblebees put in the bathtub first?
Answer: Their bee-hinds.
Riddle:
What do you give a sick pig?
Answer: An "oinkment"
