Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
Answer: A lamb.
Riddle:
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle:
My tines be long, My tines be short, My tines end ere, My first report., What am I?
Answer: lightning
Riddle:
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle:
What is a bare-faced liar?
Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle:
Would you rather have a tiger or lion eat you?
Answer: I'd rather have the tiger eat the lion.
Riddle:
Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle:
I change color from time to time. Wear me, and I'll tell you your ____. What am I?
Answer: A moodstone
Riddle:
How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
Answer: Lift the hood and look in.
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
Riddle:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?
Answer: Toothpaste!
Riddle:
A boy had just got out of the shower and getting ready for his prom, shaved, and with cologne and there was going to be an after-party, and his mom, and dad said to be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full-grown beard. How can this be?
Answer: He lives in Alaska and sunrises are every six months.
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?
Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
Riddle:
If a stopper and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper.
Then what does the stopper cost?
Answer: Five Cents.
Riddle:
My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?
Answer: A Cat!
Riddle:
Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
Answer: The North Pole.
Riddle:
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Answer: Carpet.
