Question: what is in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: h (N-O-W-H-E-R-E)
Share:
Question: I have 10 letters and I start with gas. What am I?
Answer: automobile
Share:
Question: 3 guy's went to the park and all of a sudden they had an argument and started to fight.
The one that won, lost and the one that never won lost too, the one that thought he won lost too, but the one who fought and lost ran away, but the one that fought and thought he won lost, but the one that lost knew he lost.
So who won?
The one that won, lost and the one that never won lost too, the one that thought he won lost too, but the one who fought and lost ran away, but the one that fought and thought he won lost, but the one that lost knew he lost.
So who won?
Answer: I DON'T KNOW I CONFUSED MYSELF...
SORRY.....
SORRY.....
Share:
Question: The poor have it and the rich want it what is it ?
Answer: Nothing, Because the Poor have NOTHING. and the riche have everything already.
Share:
Question: A cowboy went to an inn on Friday.He stayed 2 nights and left on Friday.How can this be?
Answer: His horse was called Friday.
Share:
Question: what has 4 legs then 2 legs then 3 legs?
Answer: A human. When we were a baby we were on our hands and knees,when we got older we had 2 legs
and when were really old we'll have a cane which will make the 3
and when were really old we'll have a cane which will make the 3
Share:
Question: I am a season.To find out how many letters are in my name yoy.....don't bother;it wouldn't help at all.It would help to know that the fourth letter in my name is second letter in the product of one million and one thousand.I am _________.
Answer: Spring
Share:
Question: I stand tall,but i don't move.
Answer: A tree
Share:
Question: What has wheels and flies?
Answer: A Garrbage truck
Share:
Question: Two men standing together, one says, "Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son." How are they related?
Answer: The two men are Father & Son
Share:
