Question: A box without hinges, key, or lid
But inside golden treasure is hid.
Answer: An Egg
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Question: What is better than all gods and worse than the worst devil. Dead men eat it every day, and living men who eat it die slowly.
Answer: Nothing
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Question: What happens everyday. Everywhere. Simply can't be stopped. Causes grief for certain people while others don't even know it happened or are in their own grief. Darkness enjoys this. What is it?
Answer: Death
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Question: Why did the man brush his teeth?
Answer: Because he was going to color in his coloring book and watch cartoons with his stuffed animal. And go to the movies and the theater to see unicorns on ice and buy a key chain. Then read the warning labels on deoderant at Wal-Mart. Then count how many licence plates started with the letter 4. Then he was going to ride his bike. Then he told his granmother she looked fat in her dress and she slapped the you know what out of him.

AS YOU CAN SEE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO SIT HERE AND READ ANSWERS TO RIDDLES THAT YOU DID NOT MAKE UP AND CLAIM THEM TO TELL THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE ANY AND FILL ALL GOOD BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE SO CLEVER.
NOT!!!
JUST KIDDING SO DON"T KILL ME!!!
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Question: What has 18 wheels and is green?
Answer: grass, i lied about the wheels!
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Question: what is dracular's favourite dog?
Answer: A blood hound!
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Question: there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came why was that
Answer: it was closed
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Question: What can go up a chimmney down...

but not down a chimney up...
Answer: an umbrella
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Question: Whats brown and sticky?
Answer: a stick
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Question: There is a town with a street with a corner. The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar. Why do they call him Oscar?
Answer: His parents named him Oscar.
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