Question: There was a plane crash just north of the Pacific Ocean. There were 24 people on the plane, 8 of them were found just a little northwest of the ocean. In which direction do they bury the survivors?
Answer: You can't bury survivors :D
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Question: it has a face but it has no eyes
it has hands but no legs
what is it?
Answer: it's a clock.
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Question: what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Answer: they both weigh one pound.
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Question: a man lives on the 18th floor of a building. he gets in the lift every day all the way down to the bottom floor, and goes to work, he comes home and only gets the lift to the 12th floor and uses the stairs for the next 6 floors. why?
Answer: he is a dwarf and cannot reach higher than the 12th floor button.
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Question: what can you hold but can't touch?
Answer: your breath
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Question: A man was telling me on a particular occasion, "The day before yesterday I was 35 years old and next year I will turn 38." How can this be?
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Question: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Answer: Where ever you left it.
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Question: What can travel around the world and stay in one corner?
Answer: A postage stamp
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Question: It has outbursts like a flowers leaves,
but they are never green and don't fall of in the winter.
It shines like the color of dandylions and as red as caols in the middle.
Answer: The Sun
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Question: how do you get out of a room with no windows, no doors, but only a mirror and a drawer?
Answer: you look in the mirror you see what you saw, you use the saw to cut the drawer in half then but, the two halves together which make a whole, jump out the hole and your out.
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