Question: 1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die.

Question: My uncle was reading in the living room when his wife came in and turned off the light, making it pitch-black. However, my uncle continued reading. How is this possible?

Question: Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony,
Tommy who is the fifth child?

Question: THERES A KID WHO RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY?

Question: WHO IS SILENT IN THE PARLIMENT?

Question: What's a pigs best karate move?

Question: what do you see more of when you see less

Question: i turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
i make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
i make celebrities look stupid
and normal ppl look like celebrities.
i turn pancakes brown
and make ur champagne bubble.
if u squeeze me, i'll pop.
if u look at me, u'll pop.

Question: I come two times a Week but once a Year.Who am I?

Question: As i was walking to St.Ives, I passed a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacs and in each sac was seven cats. I walked to the border and and saw others at the border.

How many people were going to St.Ives?